The First Words to Say to Get Your Girlfriend Back

The First Words to Say to Get Your Girlfriend Back

“Ummm… I think we should break up.”

Have you heard these words from your girlfriend?

If you have… then you know they cue an imaginary Mike Tyson to hit you in the guts and suck the air from your lungs with a Dirt Devil. Then, Iron Mike will finish you off by stabbing a 3-inch needle into your pulsing brain to inject you with whatever drug makes him as crazy as he is.

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